Can I be honest about something? I think I'd rather look at the art in the 4-H building of a random Midwestern county fair than visit any gallery in Manhattan.
|Kyle, the fact that you love Foghorn Leghorn enough to draw him is almost enough to get a drop or two of blood flowing through my cold, dead heart.|
|"Hey Hey, My My, Rock-and-roll will never die. . ." (because she's a vampire)|
|Really, Monroe County 4-H Art Competition Judges, you only gave The Pensive Orc (2011, charcoal on paper) an orange ribbon? SIXTH PLACE? Kid was robbed. I would hang this in my living room.|
|If I were to self-publish the poems I wrote in high school creative writing class, I would want this to be the cover art.|